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No Bitcoiner has ever had all of these:
  • Whole coin
  • Girlfriend
  • Social skills
  • Lambo
  • Normal job
  • A cold wallet
  • An SN profile
  • A lightning node
  • A Cowboy hat
  • A Horse
  • A Gun
Blah, blah, blah....
They say a Bitcoiner can't have everything. I doubt it. I'd reply "Bitcoin is everything".
But can we tweak the question and ask...
What's that something a Bitcoiner must have?
(And please don't barge me with back bite asking material or non-material.)
aaaah, wonderful.
I got, maybe 6-7 of those?? (define "normal" job... regardless, I probably don't qualify!)
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It's cool. But what's something that a Bitcoiner must have?
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I only manage to get 5 but I have a full node running instead of an LN node... Do I make the 6 then?
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They aren't the limit. They are just for example. I want to know what are the must haves?
All Bitcoiners must have a node instead of a girlfriend (or a boyfriend)?
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @Shugard 31 Jan
All real Bitcoiners must have a cold storage. That's basically it I guess.
But all good man should have (or the ambition to fulfill in the future):
  • girlfriend
  • purpose
  • kid
  • Bitcoin (own key)
  • morals and values
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Are Bitcoiners not the good men?? Just kidding, I just meant to tell everyone that we Bitcoiners have everything or if not we deserve everything.
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Okay, I get only 4 of these.
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Why not a cowboy hat. It's the most prestigious thing in all of Bitcoin world.
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node, bitaxe, otherwise gfy
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REMINDER: the OP is written by a well known shitcoiner pretending to be a bitcoiner.
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