No Bitcoiner has ever had all of these:
- Whole coin
 - Girlfriend
 - Social skills
 - Lambo
 - Normal job
 - A cold wallet
 - An SN profile
 - A lightning node
 - A Cowboy hat
 - A Horse
 - A Gun
 
Blah, blah, blah....
They say a Bitcoiner can't have everything. I doubt it. I'd reply "Bitcoin is everything".
But can we tweak the question and ask...
What's that something a Bitcoiner must have?
(And please don't barge me with back bite asking material or non-material.)