Because we were all asleep at the switch when they propositioned us with the envious approach of, “We will make those other illegitimates pay, not you!” And, of course, as the envious clods we are we went after their lies, hook, line and sinker. Once they set the hook, they played us like chumps, reeled us in, brutally gaffed us and bashed us on the head with a huge mallet to knock us out and attached the tax to every one of us with their special numbering system. Now we are just waiting for the final processing, so they can eat us easily.