Thus, if I were to invite you over to dinner, sedate you, hold you hostage, restrict your caloric intake and force you to work out like a little piggy on a farm until you're a literal god amongst men, you wouldn't be *that* pissed at me? Cool.

<sub>Refusal of the routine will be met with an uneven number of whiplashes.</sub>

Fabs

AskSN

What’s the quickest way to get you angry?

NovaRift

Initially I planned to add the caveat that it's most upsetting when the lie serves the liar. So if it's to get me to do something because I'd otherwise act against my own interest, I wouldn't be so upset. It's when the person is using me or taking something from me.