In the words of Rockwell "I always feel like somebody's watching me"

For those that don't know this reference:

Where are you going with this grayruby?

Well, my 6 year old daughter has amassed a massive stuffed animal collection. She has stuffed animals of all shapes, sizes, colours. Looking for something a bit different in a stuffed animal, how about a sloth or a narwhal. She has those. Prefer fictional characters like Yoshi, Tails or Spiderman. She has those. The first one she got was a penguin which I bought for her before she was born. He is probably still her favourite- at least I like to think so.

Anyways, she likes to take her stuffed animals, also known simply as "friends", and place them randomly all over the house. In the kitchen, on the living room couch, on the dining table. She even manages to sit them on the ledge of the railing at the top of the stairs.

As usual, this morning I was sitting at the dining table drinking coffee and scrolling through SN on my laptop. Meanwhile, my daughter casually and quietly started placing various stuffed animals all over the room, and positioned them all looking at me. There were 8 or 9 of them.

My wife walked in the room and noticed the stuffed animals around the room, all staring at me, so she asked my daughter "are your friends keeping an eye on daddy"?

To which my daughter replied "yes, they want to see what he is doing with his Bitcoin and football".

Haha I feel seen.

Sats for all, GR