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Crypto exchange Bybit said it was hacked, resulting in what analysts estimate was the loss of almost $1.5 billion worth of tokens in the biggest theft ever committed in the industry.
Imagine the rush of adrenaline.
What would you do first? Exchange 🔁 it for BTC first, obviously. Then what.
  1. Onchain transaction to a new Wasabi Wallet
  2. Relax a little. Go for a walk. Cool down. If you can. 😮‍💨
  3. Take your Lightning node or set up a new Lightning node and make an onchain transaction from your Wasabi wallet to your Lightning node.
  4. What even do with such huge channels?
  5. Maybe an additional round through Samourai or another mixer or coinjoin? Submarine swap some of it just to be sure?
Insane
0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Myshkin 3h
Just sit there, spend a bit, open some LN channels, start being angel investor in the ecosystem.
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  1. Get arrested
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT 14h
Wasabi wouldn't have the liquidity. I guess you would have to use join market, wasabi and open lots of private channels from coin joined outputs.
You could probably sell some on some p2p markets.
You could also try to buy up mining equipment and mine.
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