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Crew all wear suits, with lapel mics, sunglasses, and an acoustic coil

1 dresses like a retard and wears a privacy mask and sunglasses like a celeb at the airport

Crew forms a security posture around the fake celeb and brisk walks past the perimeter while point throws a confident thumbs up

This should get you backstage too

EDIT: In a past life I've done physical pen-tests

Classic. Bonus points if you got cute girlfriends to pester you + get in your way asking for autographs only to get shoved aside by your "security detail" who quickly rush you inside.

Though maybe that would cause too much of a commotion

If you wanna go HARD you get a horrible colorful face tattoo and some grills on your teeth. Mumble rapper aesthetic.

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