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Yes, I’m happy we worked together
Yes, I’m sad to see you go.
Yes, thank you for handing me this slice of cake

I will gladly hold my slice so you don’t feel bad while you eat your slice

Oh, has someone arrived late to the retirement party because they were in a meeting? Here, let me be the hero and offer you my slice! No no I haven’t touched it. Oh I surely couldn’t eat it I’m so full.

Please have my slice of cake. I insist. 😈

ABS 2025 FOREVER!!✊

You are growing more powerful by the day.

A few days ago my wife asked me. "Do you want me to add ice cream to the walmart order?" and I said "no". I don't know why I said no because I really did want that ice cream in the freezer so I had an excuse to eat it but the power of Health and Fitness took over my body and I refused.

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Refusing party cake is a level I doubt I’ll ever attain.

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Your mind is weak and you should feel weak

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I know that's just the lack of cake speaking.

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The cake is a lie!

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The only reality is ABS

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Good good welcome to the dark sude

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