[RESIST] Work Retirement Party Cake 🍰 \ stacker news ~HealthAndFitness

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439 sats \ 7 comments \ @realBitcoinDog 28 Feb HealthAndFitness

Yes, I’m happy we worked together Yes, I’m sad to see you go. Yes, thank you for handing me this slice of cake

I will gladly hold my slice so you don’t feel bad while you eat your slice

Oh, has someone arrived late to the retirement party because they were in a meeting? Here, let me be the hero and offer you my slice! No no I haven’t touched it. Oh I surely couldn’t eat it I’m so full.

Please have my slice of cake. I insist. 😈

ABS 2025 FOREVER!!✊

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125 sats \ 6 replies \ @grayruby 28 Feb

You are growing more powerful by the day.

A few days ago my wife asked me. "Do you want me to add ice cream to the walmart order?" and I said "no". I don't know why I said no because I really did want that ice cream in the freezer so I had an excuse to eat it but the power of Health and Fitness took over my body and I refused.

31 sats \ 4 replies \ @Undisciplined 28 Feb

Refusing party cake is a level I doubt I’ll ever attain.

59 sats \ 3 replies \ @realBitcoinDog OP 28 Feb

Your mind is weak and you should feel weak

40 sats \ 2 replies \ @Undisciplined 28 Feb

I know that's just the lack of cake speaking.

36 sats \ 1 reply \ @realBitcoinDog OP 28 Feb

The cake is a lie!

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 28 Feb

The only reality is ABS

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20 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog OP 28 Feb

Good good welcome to the dark sude