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59 sats \ 7 replies \ @grayruby 29 Mar \ on: Daily Health Principle: Junk Food Isn't Food HealthAndFitness
I keep telling my wife junk food is a double negative, but added not multiplied. You waste money and it is bad for you.
But she wants to fatten me up before swimsuit season. Classic mate guarding.
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60 sats \ 5 replies \ @Undisciplined OP 29 Mar
Apparently, this is a thing amongst the women. My wife just responded with "Smart woman. Research shows that marriages are happier when the man's fatter than the wife. That's my strategy."
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73 sats \ 1 reply \ @Bell_curve 30 Mar
What research? Cosmopolitan?
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined OP 30 Mar
Might not even be at that standard.
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38 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby 29 Mar
Haha I was joking but maybe it's actually a thing.
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50 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined OP 29 Mar
I asked why she isn't baking me cookies then and she whacked me with a stack of kids markers.
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40 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 29 Mar
My wife made cookies last week with the logic "at least they aren't as bad as the brownies".
I only had 2. I was proud of myself. My son ate most of them, which is ok because chocolate chip cookies is the only sweets or junk he likes.
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75 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bell_curve 30 Mar
She is worried about other women targeting you lol
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