So, we've been trying to housebreak this dog (that was supposedly already housebroken). We had gone out first thing in the morning, but she didn't poop. I figured the poop accident she had had right before bed might be the reason. Maybe she just had nothing left in the tank.

Well, no. While I was getting dressed, she was quickly dropping a deuce on the carpet. I cleaned that up and headed out for a while. Apparently, she pooped again while I was gone, despite being let out several times.

Then, upon my return, as my wife is telling me about the dog's accidents, the kid comes running inside shouting " I POOPED MY PANTS!" What's happening?

We get her into the bath, scrub her down, and get her all cleaned up. I take another attempt at finishing my dinner, only to hear some indecipherable shouting from upstairs. Of course it's more poop. The kid is sitting on the toilet screaming about getting poop on her hands while trying to wipe.

Finally, I took the dog out for a walk to hopefully avoid another poop incident...and the leash snapped.