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My dog really wants to go outside.
Me: Can't you see I am working here.
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I have to earn 1K sats!
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Ask and you shall receive. Well within reason.
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I was speaking as you to your dog!
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100 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby 19 Apr
If I told her 1k treats she would understand.
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or not
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train your dog to reply!
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as a parrot :P
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woof
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meow
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I’m going to have to mute this post, my phone is buzzing too much
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We know we have won when you phone catches on fire.
or a cat
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I have hit over 100 comments for the day. Does that count for anything. I have no idea what I started with before this post.
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ek will have a leaderboard soon
or as a wolf
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