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I am starting to dislike this anon reporter. He is a hack with some sort of vendetta against me. He is akin to a member of the paparazzi chasing a story about a big star like myself to make a name for himself. Shameful journalism.
I can confirm the vendetta. I cracked my phone on the notification for this post. What else is required?
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Sorry about your phone.
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No problem. I'll get a new screen on it for just 10 bucks. It's already 7 years old. I'm gonna get a new one very soon but I won't throw it. It's been a real journey with this one.
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I tend to keep my phones for a long time too. If it is working why do I need a new one. Maybe not 7 years but 4 or 5.
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I never intended to keep it for 7 years but this phone proved to be a real beast and a very good performer.
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That's great. So many people change their phone every year.
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The screen has suddenly deteriorated further
I'll be up tomorrow again. The visibility isn't good.
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Great if my picks are bad just say you misread them due to the bad screen and replace them with the best players from the game. Haha