I was born feet first And it shows in the way I think I work at the sausage plant It makes my clothes stink

My old lady's name is Lois I love it when she sucks my dink When we set Sonny's balls on fire She didn't even blink

He was nothing but a stinking cur The asshole called my Lois a whore So I made him into a her Now the puppy is no more, no more

"Rotten stinking garbage!" Sonny said In a voice like a fairy He was talking about my Chevrolet Which really was a cherry

Last night he came to our house To have some beers and to eat He callеd Lois a cunt And said he didn't like the mеat