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0 sats \ 47 replies \ @ooo 26 Apr \ parent \ on: Most comments wins đź‘€ meta
Human Perspective Earth, its Sun, and the Milky Way are all part of the universe. Everything we experience, measure, or detect is part of it-there is nothing outside the universe by definition.
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Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
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What do horses say when they fall? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
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Did you hear about the man who got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle.
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0 sats \ 11 replies \ @Coinsreporter 26 Apr
True.
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Why did the poor man stock up on yeast? To make some dough.
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What does corn say when you give it a compliment? Aw shucks!
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Spaceworld is so intriguing
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Why were the fish’s grades so bad? It was below sea level.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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What do lawyers wear to work? Lawsuits.
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The universe is the totality of existence-everything that was, is, and will be.
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What’s the best way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
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Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.
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What has more lives than a cat? A frog, because it croaks every night.
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0 sats \ 21 replies \ @Coinsreporter 26 Apr
True
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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0 sats \ 16 replies \ @ooo 26 Apr
and may be alive
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How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
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What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot.
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!”
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0 sats \ 7 replies \ @Coinsreporter 26 Apr
Dead end
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
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you think so ?
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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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