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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
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. I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
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What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1.
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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
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I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
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Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
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Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
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Lol
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Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
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How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.
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What does a house wear? Address!
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The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?
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