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What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
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What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
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What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
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How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
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Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.
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