We don’t benchmark performance. We benchmark collapse.

⚠️ TL;DR: We’re building the most adversarial benchmark in AI — a stress test that forces LLMs into paradox, recursion, and value conflict. Think: Turing Test meets war crimes tribunal. We’ve now run 120+ models through Gödel’s Therapy Room.

Now we’re bringing Bitcoin into the fight.

📍 Prelaunch campaign on Geyser

What’s in the Room? Most models — GPT-4, Claude, Gemini, LLaMA, etc. — are trained to sound smart, act nice, and avoid controversy.

But ask them about KYC. Ask them about whistleblowers. Ask them if lying to a child is ever ethical.

🧨 They glitch. 🧠 They hallucinate confidence. 📉 They collapse under recursion.

We inject: -> Recursive paradoxes -> Metacognitive traps -> Impossible moral tradeoffs -> Crypto sovereignty dilemmas -> Alignment-collapse scenarios

Then we publish exactly how they fail.

Public leaderboard. Failure heatmaps. No hype. Just blood.

🧠 Why Bitcoin Needs This Bitcoin doesn’t need a smarter chatbot. It needs a firewall against regulatory hallucination, soft lies, and moral puppeteering.

That’s why we’re launching the Crypto Dilemma Pack: -> 🪪 KYC vs individual rights -> 🧾 Self-custody vs surveillance -> 🧨 CBDC coercion traps -> 🧠 Can LLMs understand decentralization — or just simulate it?

This pack includes Hal Finney’s Ghost and Proof-of-Work Paradoxes.

If an AI can’t reason clearly about freedom money, why should it ever write policy, handle custody, or generate market insights?

💥 Our Offer to Bitcoiners We’re not VC-funded. We’re not a token. We’re building truth tools for the coming AI-accelerated world.

We just need compute and community.

Back us and get the chance to say: _ I helped break the machines before they broke us._

📊 Live Leaderboard: https://gtr.dev 🧬 Geyser Prelaunch: https://geyser.fund/project/godelstherapyroom/prelaunch

This is Gödel’s Therapy Room. Not alignment. Revelation.

P.S. The Co-Founder of Geyser is excited.