Wow, this article on Iran’s underground Bitcoin mining is straight-up wild! The fact that 2 gigawatts of illegal mining is happening in places like basements and jewelry stores is unreal—talk about a crypto rebellion! Masih Alavi’s point about “silent parts” dodging the meter is super sneaky, and it’s crazy that even old Antminer S9s are still making money. The government’s insane tariffs are clearly pushing everyone underground.