Paradoxically, you're not "paranoid" enough.

Between stored wifi passwords, other cloud based password managers (goog/aapl/msft etc) and every closed source OS, data warehouse, and AI, they have a map of every every network down to the mac address and arp tables.

Between engineered backdoors, vulns, ai they have nearly complete command and control... sprinkle in tweaked RNG's and embedded "management engines" from Intel and AMD, and likely ARM/TI/Broadcom, and they can sweep a majority of corn at anytime.

Even the clickity clack of your keyboard on a dark laptop is recorded via the microphone in your phone if its in the same room, and decoded with great accuracy. Every keystroke on every device you've made for the last 20+ years sits in a db table with your name on it.

The good news is that they have no incentive to open Pandora's box against you, the average nobody, of course. Why destroy the sting operation they've built for the bigger fish like the international threats to natsec? Command and control has been migrated from a dark international banker network to a transparent techno-superpower security state network. It's not perfect, but there are no solutions, only trade-offs.

Enjoy your NSA coin without worry and trust the plan. Patriots in control.

(you'll have to decide for yourself whether or not this is sarcasm)