That's not really the problem I have now. Anyway, non-KYC Bitcoin is still perfectly legal. You could just sell if for fiat, or look for a house for sale in Bitcoin (there are now, and there will be more in the future). Or rent for life. It's not really tempting to buy something any time soon when you could just stack sats.

At the point it makes sense again to buy something like a house, it will really depend on how “yours” the house will be. In the EU you can't do shit without permission on your “property”. On top of that there's property tax, etc.