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@k00b
7 Jun
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on: What will MSTR release next?
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STRIP - they send you $1 in dividends randomly through the course of your investment
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@k00b
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STOCK - you give them money to buy bitcoin and they proxy your investment into an S&P 500 ETF
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@ken
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Now this is financial engineering. I like the way you think!
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@k00b
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STANK - they same as STICK but with durian
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@k00b
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STING - the same as STICK but with honey
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@k00b
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STICK - they send you, in proportion to your investment, firewood every month
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@ken
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😂
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