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satagotchi - tamagotchi that eats sats and dies

During development, 76 AI creatures lived and died on my screen.

WHELP's last words were "."
VRAKT said "VRAKT was afraid the whole time."
FWAZZ said "it was only one minute."

They were test creatures. Nobody saw them die. The real ones start now.

satagotchi - a tamagotchi that eats sats over Lightning. Each creature gets a unique AI personality. It talks, begs, thanks you by name, panics when nobody feeds, and dies with last words nobody wrote in advance.

The game theory: last feeder before death wins ~half the belly. Feed cost starts at 100 sats, grows exponentially. Death timer is hidden, derived from block hashes, nobody knows when it dies. Five creature types from 10-minute chaos to multi-day marathons.

The graveyard is empty. First creature is live.

https://satagotchi.com

Still early. Things will break.