Lol

Lol maybe if we don't say its AML they won't know it's AML!

Damn liquidity must be drying up so bad in the shitcoin space, AI is sucking up all the air in the room

At this point the best way to store your Bitcoin is to spend it and make the custody someone elses problem! FML

meanwhile CLN nodes are getting shut down and spurging

LOL i never said it was a smart decision, just one I made! You do look really shiny though if that's something.

I have had it once, they're not bad but I am a salt and vinegar maxi nothing can top it

Everytime I log on I feel like I normie ignorance is bliss, how am I supposed to live knowing any moment one of the bitcoin apps I use could rek me

Fruit flys have been confirmed as based, now when can we turn them into Neutrino nodes?

Now that payment targets have rolled out on nostr and you can add all these different payment methods it's going to be ironic if a shitcoin or a fiat payment like cash app or paypal run laps around Bitcoin zaps given the head start

At least you can do on-chain now, and silent payments which kinda promotes dust UTXOS which is annoying, and i don't think many people would be keen on side chains given what happened to liquid soooo monero it is!

I havent had it in years, it's gone down bad, remember it being mint as a kid, or when I was a drunk teenager! Not sure if it was better quality or i'm looking back on it in nostaglia coloured glasses

I do remember rubbing out my arms and legs with KFC oil like it was sunscreen after I was done munching

Lol if you build something monero will fork it, pretty on brand, do they also have confidential cowboy credits CCC?

but it did have the flaw, just like liquid doesn't have unilateral exit, we have to deal with what is, not what we want it to be!

If you don't have unlateral exist, I don't think you can be self custodial!

You're only self-custody the key to a claim that still requires the 3rd party to enforce the claim.

But then again 2026 has thrown out all the rules, was COLDCARD custodial, if you have someone who can guess your private keys from a set range of possible combinations?

This is the dopest vibe code I've ever seen

Post is like, I didn't say I knew him, but he told me I'm NGMI once and I was free

these OP_RETURNS gossip drops are going HAM

had this happen to me back in the day, node went down, didn't have a channel back up, lost those funds, you live and you learn

This year has been the year I log in just to check what hack is going to ruin my week and or life

if they let it float, I don't think there's much appetite from arb traders to pick up discounted L-BTC and hope it closes the whole over time! Time for tether to sweep in and save the day

Now that this and the coldcard hack, how much is work on convenants really worth? A few 1000 BTC?