I don't understand the question. I consider myself a bitcoiner because I stack sats. But what does being in D.C have to do with it?

I mean you do activities that you like and can afford? I love to visit the national archives when I am in DC. But I think they allow non Bitcoiners as well, is that a deal breaker?

Paper bitcoin is the notion of ownership of bitcoin without exclusive and complete ownership of the keys. An example is when an app like gemini shows me I have x number of sats in my account.