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Keep up the good work (and thank you @siggy47 for spotting the share)
I am already bored with my time machine, and I've only had it a year.
Probably won't bother getting it.
Really? That’s both mad and fintastic.
I once dreamt I met a mermaid…half-human & half-fish. Shame it was the head of a fish and legs of a human.
Thinking about giving this a go. I do like her acting and glad it’s not another bloody detective show.
I can recommend her (and Michael Fassbender) in Eden Lake. It’s a fine thriller / horror film focussing on the ‘other’;
urban elites fear of the working class, demonisation of poor white youth by the media, social inequality and the nature of good and evil….
I don’t think this deserves a zap. Have it back.
And went to see ‘Is This Thing On’ at the cinema - enjoyed it despite being about 30 mins too long - reminded me of our long chats about the history of comedy and how it doesn’t necessarily translate across borders. The comedy might not but the story does…
Going back into hibernation now.
Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car…
“Quick Sister,” screams one nun, “Show him your cross!”
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Oi! You! F*ck off!”
Make yourself cry before you start peeling onions, perhaps by thinking about the death of an elderly relative, or how you are a failure in the eyes of your family. Do not let the onion win.
(Forwarded from a friend)
True. People who say they don’t care actually care too much… and further to your point: sharing online is frequently over-sharing. What are your online friends actually going to do except join you in a pity party… misery loves company.
Absolutely… good enough just being there.
‘Hollow soul stealer’ or ‘cold-hearted empathy thief’ would also suffice. I have known a few :D
Assuming the relationship isn’t with you? Because that’s kind of awkward. Like… ‘can I have the lava lamp back..’ would probably suffice.
If it’s a friend who has broken up with some else;
‘Hey, I heard about you and x breaking up. How are you doing?’
Gentle, not apportioning blame and definitely not telling them what a loser their ex is and they are better to have that soulless emotion vampire out of their life. Kinda like a funeral I guess.
‘Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.’
And;
‘There was nothing to talk about anymore. The only thing to do was go.’
Enjoy!
Really enjoyed reading this