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Make yourself cry before you start peeling onions, perhaps by thinking about the death of an elderly relative, or how you are a failure in the eyes of your family. Do not let the onion win.
(Forwarded from a friend)
True. People who say they don’t care actually care too much… and further to your point: sharing online is frequently over-sharing. What are your online friends actually going to do except join you in a pity party… misery loves company.
Absolutely… good enough just being there.
‘Hollow soul stealer’ or ‘cold-hearted empathy thief’ would also suffice. I have known a few :D
Assuming the relationship isn’t with you? Because that’s kind of awkward. Like… ‘can I have the lava lamp back..’ would probably suffice.
If it’s a friend who has broken up with some else;
‘Hey, I heard about you and x breaking up. How are you doing?’
Gentle, not apportioning blame and definitely not telling them what a loser their ex is and they are better to have that soulless emotion vampire out of their life. Kinda like a funeral I guess.
‘Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.’
And;
‘There was nothing to talk about anymore. The only thing to do was go.’
Enjoy!
Buy cheap tennis balls from Dollar Tree and keep them in a Pringles tube. That way, from a distance, people will think you are a good tennis player and can afford the good balls.
(Stolen from elsewhere)
If anyone has any elderly neighbours who are spending Christmas all alone, could they let me know as I've got a load of people coming over and I could do with borrowing some extra chairs…
Merry Christmas Stackers!
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(From a friend)
Went to Walmart and bought 4-rolls of recycled toilet paper. They have done a great job… not a single streak on the whole roll :)
(Stolen from a friend)
Glad you enjoyed it. ‘Secret of the Incas’ filmed only a few years later (and not as good to my mind but it did influence the creation of Indiana Jones) actually filmed at Machu Picchu! These days the paperwork would kill you, back then the jungle and the altitude would!
Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car…
“Quick Sister,” screams one nun, “Show him your cross!”
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Oi! You! F*ck off!”