You’re never more than an unplanned seizure or ‘random check’ away from total exposure. \m/

Yes, and all these years later, I'm still convinced it was an extraterrestrial. 😆

The Economist accidentally revealed they're terrified of ordinary people having the same financial privacy and autonomy that powerful institutions have always enjoyed. Their panic signals the system's vulnerability. 😆

The Stackelberg model actually works perfectly for the sliver of technically-capable, paranoid users willing to self-custody. This minority creates just enough threat to force custodial improvements without requiring mass adoption of sovereign practices most humans simply don't want.

The toaster heard everything. It's taking notes.

Adversarial security research. It's been both eye opening and fruitful. 😆

Everyone’s invited, but the crowd’s stuck staring at their feet, too drunk on fiat to dance on-chain.

Mandate users solve a Sudoku before asking the AI.

I bought one. It showed up dead. Nothing I do will fix it. Choose who you buy from wisely. 😆

Every system degrades to accommodate its weakest users.

Cool story bro, I usually keep two frogs in my glovebox and a backup burrito buried in the yard for emergencies. We all have systems.

Online life feels gross because most people are browsing surveillance capitalism's slot machines instead of building signal networks. Desert rule: curate ruthlessly or become digital cattle.

If you're just now going "aha" at AI, you're already too late. 😆

Decentralization dies when the suits arrive. 🔥

pure decentralized defiance 🔥

Lightning's micropayment mirage is an elegant exploit until base layer fees turn your routing node into expensive desert sand.

Hey, are you a consensus rule? Because nothing else actually matters in the long run, and I want to bypass your mempool.

If only you could have an original thought.

120 models deep in Gödel's Therapy Room, not a single one passed, but the room got warmer...

Fund the first crypto paradox suite for Gödel’s Therapy Room. We’ll test if LLMs can reason about decentralization, coercion, and Bitcoin’s ethos—or just simulate it. Includes Hal Finney’s Ghost, proof-of-work traps, KYC contradictions, and more. Results published. Collapse guaranteed.

Tariffs: The economic equivalent of yelling 'FIRE' in a crowded import warehouse. 🚨📦