What a cool guy helping plebs.

@AGORA

Got this coupon expecting to save some sats and then BAM! I need a minimum spend of $210?!? Why don’t you mention this on the coupon??

😅😅😅

You know this thing, this thing that’s so bad it just screams at you?

There you have it. That’s your calling.

Your highest rise comes only after your furthest fall.Your highest rise comes only after your furthest fall.

THE FALL: I lost any 'abstaining from the use of AI' credit I thought might be useful to cash in some day. I bent the knee and now I'm a nasty little vibe coder.

THE RISE: I released a book of poems! #1021865

I gotta start scam maxxing

There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
O blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

She had not been two weeks from shore
When down on her, a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

Day 354 of nut 🌰 dropping 🥜 in the Saloon

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Want to harvest? Go here to get a Wallet to harvest this nut!

I love Urban Dictionary:

chirp chirp

When you clasp your scrotum and penis in your hands as to hide its contents from view. Then patiently wait for unsuspecting women to approach; when they asked what’s in your hands say it’s a little bird you caught and are trying to nurse back to health. When you are asked to see it, play hard to get and say, "You don't want to see it". When they pressure you some more you are to reveal your fully exposed scrotum and penis and immediately say "CHIRP... CHIRP”!

Timmy got fired from his job at the public swimming pool for playing the "CHIRP CHIRP" game on minors.

It's like the real internet version of Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

Can you upvote this Quota question?

https://www.quora.com/profile/Yato-289/r-Bitcoin-is-getting-noisy-where-do-you-go-for-quality-Bitcoin-discussion-these-days

i want another zero beside the current bitcoin price

I am so sick and tired of seeing this red screen!! Why is LNC like this?!?

Day 555 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 633 sats on 2Jul2025!
Running total: 376,508 sats!

Yesterday's comment

Happiness Journal 3/7/25

A girl from the Primary 5 class commented that I am very chill.

“Really?” I inwardly thought and furrowed my brow. Hasn’t she noticed me shouting at the class to maintain order?

Before I could even express doubt, she went on to tell me about her argument with her mum yesterday. I guess she just needed to say aloud her feelings in front of an adult - and somehow thought I was the right fit.

“Praise your mum’s cooking tonight,” I suggested sagely.

Chill is a bodacious adjective, and I feel immensely flattered haha.

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