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...and the 10 BTC that I angel-invest fund, you won't run away with, but instead build a bitcoin-acquiring company, yes?

For 10 BTC, I will do literally anything you tell me to do.

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Careful, he may well be using the new BTC=sats nomenclature. Also, he's European so you may not be prepared for what he can think of.

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I guarantee that whatever he can come up with, I'm prepared to do worse.

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you suuuure? I was raised on eurotrip (the movie)

https://www.tiktok.com/@jpjr85/video/7297681942646885662

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To think, I was actually worried. Now I'm excited.

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sounds kinky; I'm game

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I'll bring the lube.

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For sure. Our aim will be to acquire one billion sats.

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Amazing. And what's the projected BTC yield?

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Through our proprietary financial engineering we believe we can maintain that 1B:10 return.

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