I walked into a dusty thrift store in Modesto and saw a weird black card with the Bitcoin logo for $2.
It turns out… it’s a Tangem wallet — untouched, sealed, and with funds inside.
Now here’s the kicker:
•The wallet was activated in 2022
•It holds 314,159 sats (yes, that’s Pi…)
•The metadata has a weird label: S4T0R1-A
Could it be a forgotten wallet from a pleb? Or someone playing Satoshi games with numbers?
I haven’t spent the sats. Yet.
Would you trust this card? Would you HODL it or burn it?