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If only I knew what to do with the profits... Any suggestions?
215 sats \ 11 replies \ @k00b 10 Aug
Buy tootsie rolls. They're durable, divisible, portable, fungible, have an established history, are censorship resistant, and unlike bitcoin, have intrinsic value.
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Rumor has it tootsie rolls also make your skeet taste better
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LMAO! I'll ask @realBitcoinDog if it's true.
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Hahaha
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Everything tastes better when it comes from @Aardvark. He invented milk
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That's pretty smart! I'll make sure I invest in them directly!
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89 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 10 Aug
To show to your financial advisor
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