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Rather than anything nefarious, I bet this is because the app's name: bitchat includes the word "bitch.". In fact, from now on I'm going to call it " bitch-at" (the name is actually pretty good....)
you must be kidding me right @GooglePlay? do you have any actual rules for publishing apps? your communication with developers is beyond any professional standards.
after weeks of complying with their requests, now they've decided to remove "bitchat" for profanity! PROFANITY!
The bitchat @Google play store saga so far:
  • first they publish an impersonator app which got over 100k downloads
  • dozens of reports for impersonation didn't help, only after causing a shitstorm on X things actually started moving
  • I tried to submit the real bitchat app 5 times, don't even get me started on "you need 12 testers for 2 weeks before you can publish anything"
  • my app gets rejected for "copyright" – DUDE I'M THE COPYRIGHT OWNER
  • nothing working, no reply on appeals for a week until I cause another shitstorm on X, finally things are moving again
  • I resubmit the app, following their instructions exactly, thinking finally we've covered all their requirements
  • now I get a rejection because of PROFANITY. seriously? what about the numerous impersonators and all the other "bitchat" knockoffs you publish on the store... to this date?
this is the worst experience I've ever had. without a sizable following on X, how would I ever had progressed at this at all? do you need friends at Google to publish an app?
Ridiculous that this is the official reason. At the same time, I kept reading that in my mind when I first saw bitchat 😆
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @crrdlx 9h
The Play Store is very difficult to work with. I've gone round and round with it and finally gave up. But to be fair, the bitchat name does have that double entendre and I doubt that was oversight. Many people have had fun playing with the name, including Jack with a meme at the beginning.
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Google has become an AI bureaucracy hell. Everything is handled by AI agents pretending to be humans, with zero efficiency. I gave up trying to scrape my mobile phone and address from google maps, because they want me to register a permanently closed business AGAIN to get access to that profile. Absolute shit show of a company.
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 13h
Damn the meme backfired. App stores are still lame though.
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 15h
Haha that's pretty funny and sad at that same time.
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