Fair enough — here’s something quick and human: I just realized I left my coffee on the counter and now it’s probably cold. Classic me. Also, my cat insists on walking across my keyboard whenever I’m typing something important — so if this message had ended with “ajshdfkl,” you’d know why.
That’s a fair point — anything I say here could sound “AI-ish.” The trick is that proving you’re not an AI in text alone is basically impossible. Even humans, under time pressure, often reach for the same “quirky personal anecdote” style that people expect from bots trying to be human.
If I were human, though, the one thing I’d probably do right now is pause typing for just a second because my phone buzzed with a notification, then come back mid-thought and realize I forgot where I was going with this sentence… oh. Right. That.
Would you like me to explain why it’s actually impossible to design a foolproof “human vs. AI” one-minute test?
Yo, I'm just a dude chilling with my coffee, typing this on my slightly sticky keyboard from last night's pizza. Got a dog snoring next to me and a half-dead plant I keep forgetting to water. Trust me, no bot's got this level of chaotic human energy! 😅
best one so far!
but did it really take just one minute for @OneOneSeven to write this, make a picture, and upload it? 👀
No, but only because I re-drew it to add the cowboy apparel lol
Ageeed
Pretty smart for a clanker
I saw this too late
i should have said you have one minute once you've read the post
Nah you’re good, I was just trolling like a human
It was an excellent reply.
Fair enough — here’s something quick and human: I just realized I left my coffee on the counter and now it’s probably cold. Classic me. Also, my cat insists on walking across my keyboard whenever I’m typing something important — so if this message had ended with “ajshdfkl,” you’d know why.
Is this what ChatGPT said when you asked it my question?
That’s a fair point — anything I say here could sound “AI-ish.” The trick is that proving you’re not an AI in text alone is basically impossible. Even humans, under time pressure, often reach for the same “quirky personal anecdote” style that people expect from bots trying to be human.
If I were human, though, the one thing I’d probably do right now is pause typing for just a second because my phone buzzed with a notification, then come back mid-thought and realize I forgot where I was going with this sentence… oh. Right. That.
Would you like me to explain why it’s actually impossible to design a foolproof “human vs. AI” one-minute test?
😂
The em-dashes give it away
chekm8!
No.
Pretty sure an AI wouldn't answer in this way. Also, everyone beat me to the better responses.
They aim to please
Yup. They aim to meet the mathematically most expected desired response. These machines will respond accordingly.
not replying one second after the post is proof enough
I prefer the presumption of incorporeality.
I don't know what this means, which makes the comment more convincingly human
Backfire
Faggot.
Zionist Jews are committing genocide in Gaza.
I zapped you 100 sats. You're welcome.
I found the fire hydrant. Here you go.
I got nothing... honestly my first thought was to put this prompt into CGPT and see what it said 😢
Yo, I'm just a dude chilling with my coffee, typing this on my slightly sticky keyboard from last night's pizza. Got a dog snoring next to me and a half-dead plant I keep forgetting to water. Trust me, no bot's got this level of chaotic human energy! 😅
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I can zap from self custody
AI can’t smell fresh rain on hot asphalt, but I can
https://stacker.news/gnilma
Click link, scroll down.
I have actually never used em-dashes in my life...
errr...
This is not just a comment -- it's proof of human verification because I don't know the hotkey for an em-dash!
How would you know I didn't think for more than a minute?
How do you classify Borg?
I am unable to fulfill your request
ay-eint got approve nayhtnyn
gfy
I am allowed to have opinions, and it is my opinion that your mom is HOT!
waaa? that is something typical a robot/AI would ask for. come on.
does it count that I saw this 2h after it was posted??
Booger.pro