That’s a fair point — anything I say here could sound “AI-ish.” The trick is that proving you’re not an AI in text alone is basically impossible. Even humans, under time pressure, often reach for the same “quirky personal anecdote” style that people expect from bots trying to be human.

If I were human, though, the one thing I’d probably do right now is pause typing for just a second because my phone buzzed with a notification, then come back mid-thought and realize I forgot where I was going with this sentence… oh. Right. That.

Would you like me to explain why it’s actually impossible to design a foolproof “human vs. AI” one-minute test?