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What are your pooing habits?
194 sats \ 11 comments \ @cryotosensei 8 Sep HealthAndFitness

Normally, I would be too self-conscious to initiate this, but I’m emboldened by something i saw while visiting the zoo today.

Suffice to say that pooing is important.

Do you poop like clockwork? Or less predictably?
Do you prize your pooping time? Do you do certain things out of habit?
Do you poop on office time because shitposting on company time is a cheap thrill that energises you?

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34 sats \ 2 replies \ @Scoresby 8 Sep
  1. Clockwork
  2. Is this the origin of the term shitposting? I always assumed it was because one is posting kind of crappy, low value or trolly posts. However, shitposting meaning posting while shitting and one has nothing else to do is interesting.
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102 sats \ 0 replies \ @cryotosensei OP 8 Sep
  1. Same. It’s part of my morning routine. If I don’t expel substances from my body, I would feel queasy all over.
  2. I think shitposting as a manifestation of trolling is the origin, as you pointed out! I got this alternative meaning of shitposting from my days of farming for moons at r/cryotocurrency. They used to say, my boss makes a dollar I make a dime, so I shitpost (literally) during company time. Haha
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fenix 9 Sep
  1. I’ll leave this here
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24 sats \ 3 replies \ @Entrep 8 Sep

My poo has to happen naturally, I even surprise myself when it comes 😂

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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @cryotosensei OP 8 Sep

This sounds random to me. Don’t you have to drop everything and find a toilet instantly when you feel the urge? I would be quite agitated at having to face such suddenness haha

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24 sats \ 1 reply \ @Entrep 8 Sep

I can hold it and bet you when I want to drop, I will find a sweet spot

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @cryotosensei OP 8 Sep

You are so in control haha

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24 sats \ 1 reply \ @lunanto 8 Sep

I wouldn't say it comes like clockwork but mostly when I'm about to take my bath

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @cryotosensei OP 8 Sep

My shower time is usually when wild creative ideas come to me! Does your purge bring about brainwaves too?

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fenix 9 Sep

Clockwork always when I get home from work before a refreshing shower.

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Sep

Every morning after my coffee at 6:40

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