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Why did the Bitcoin blockchain refuse to go to therapy?
Because every time it tried to talk about its blocks, the therapist just kept saying: Let it go, it’s in the past. Immutable. Unchangeable. And also… you’re not the only one with daddy Satoshi issues.
Core truths of crypto:
- Immutability
Once data is on the blockchain, it can’t be altered. Therapy? Useless. The past is literally set in cryptographic stone. - Satoshi Nakamoto’s mysterious identity. The daddy issues line is a cheeky nod to the unresolved paternal figure of Bitcoin absent, enigmatic, yet foundational.
- Crypto’s emotional rollercoaster, We personify blockchain like it’s got trauma. Because let’s be real, watching your portfolio swing 40% in a day? That’s therapy-worthy behavior.
The mindset shift?
Stop trying to fix or reverse crypto losses or past decisions — they’re as immutable as the chain itself. Focus forward. Adapt. HODL emotionally, not just financially.
TIPS TO SURVIVE THE WILD CRYPTO WORLD:
- Treat volatility like weather. You don’t argue with a storm, you prepare for it.
- DYOR like your wallet depends on it,Because it does. Literally.
- Laugh at the absurdity, If you can’t chuckle when your NFT ape rugpulls, you’re taking it too seriously.
- Blockchain doesn’t care about your feelings, But your future self will thank you for staying calm.
QUESTION
If the blockchain went to a family reunion, who would it blame for all its emotional baggage?
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