May I sharpen your prejudices, dear maximalist?

Admittedly, your trolling is much more amusing when your coarse vocabulary and blunted interpretations all conspire to accelerate your loquacious unstacking, however there are occasionally subtler points that might be worth considering; for example, could some wiser future generation consider coins held in a baroque timelock mechanism as debt, held by the verifying nodes and owed to the allowed spenders?

Suddenly, debt is no longer a dirty word, if it is allowed to have a healthier definition outside of the undrainable swamp.