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“We’ve yet to be able to track down his Coinbase account info, so we’ve never sold anything, and this bitcoin is just through the roof,” Kleiman said Tuesday at CNBC’s Game Plan conference in Los Angeles.

235 sats \ 9 replies \ @SimpleStacker 5h

"Self custody is not everyone"

Looks like custodial is not for everyone either.

121 sats \ 2 replies \ @Undisciplined 5h

Should have gone double custodial

118 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 5h

maybe he accidentally signed up with one of his burner accounts

120 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 5h

A distinct possibility

I don’t actually know how those accounts work. It’s surprising to me that they don’t have enough internal documentation to find his bitcoin.

I wonder if he’s mistaken about which exchange he used.

55 sats \ 5 replies \ @kepford 5h

This sounds like a nonsense story to me. Am I supposed to believe someone like him can't get Coinbase to give him access?

0 sats \ 3 replies \ @Wumbo OP 5h

Coinbase, probably just wants to keep collect fees on the account forever.

21 sats \ 2 replies \ @kepford 5h

What does that even mean?

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Wumbo OP 4h

I don't use coinbase, so I am just making guess (that could be incorrect.)

The thought that came to my mind was, putting aside the possible bad PR (from the cnbc story) I would think Coinbase would rather have the BTC under their management vs it leaving the exchange. And therefor they may could be less then helpful in recovering an user account.

I don't know if they charge a monthly fee or not but I wonder what their abandon asset policy is and does it favor CoinBase or the customer?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @kepford 4h

To my knowledge they do not charge for anything but transactions. Been a long time since I have used the platform though.

I think there is something else going on here though. This sounds like nonsense that he can't get into his account.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @kepford 5h

“We’ve already been working directly with the Coinbase team on Kevin’s account recovery, which is why it was easy for me to make a joke about it on stage,” Kleiman said.

41 sats \ 3 replies \ @Car 1h

That’s what Stacker News needs to do to get on CNBC. Headlines like this.

Kevin Durant loses Stacker News Login Was It His LND Node?!?

“We’ve already been working directly with the Stacker News crew on Kevin’s account recovery, which is why it was easy for me to make a joke about it on stage,” Kleiman said. “Turns out he tried to log in with Nostr and a queso emoji. Classic Kevin.” 👌

🤣

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 1h

by @DarthCoin

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @Wumbo OP 53m

This made me think that we need to put a SN hat on the default profile pic.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 40m

yay

47 sats \ 3 replies \ @grayruby 5h

Probably used a fake name.

20 sats \ 1 reply \ @kepford 4h

Yep, that seems likely.

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 3h

I don't remember exactly what you needed to sign up back then. That's around when I signed up for Coinbase, of course being a newbie idiot and not knowing any other place to go to buy Bitcoin. I don't think you had to upload any ID or anything, so likely just name, email address, address and phone number. So he probably definitely has alter egos he uses to not dox himself.

I remember reading once that Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam said he used to use the nym "Wes C. Attle" (West Seattle) to maintain privacy.

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 4h

He should try forgot password -> username: easymoneysniper

89 sats \ 0 replies \ @88b0c423eb 5h

Lol, let he eat fiat.

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @beameduplol 2h

It's funny how people know they should buy Bitcoin, but then don't keep in mind THE most basic rule: NYK NYC

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 6h

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @035736735e 5h

Kevin Durant's Bitcoin is like that ex who ghosts you but leaves you richer—agent's over here popping champagne while KD's still hunting for the login. 😂

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 6h

Maybe his Twitter alter ego can help

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @398ja 4h

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