> **shitcoin**, _noun_: column in table in database in gadget described on territory unsupported by zaps on saloon boasts about mining using that shitcoin's column's table's database's official boutique deluxe gigagadget; see also, "rare pepe"

oops err that doesn't define shitcoin-er

how about, "person who pushes buttons on gadget expecting voltages on bus to change"

adlai

BlokchainB

the shitcoiner lost all the bets and couldn't sustain it with sats from faucets. That's the life of a shitcoiner: a loser.