More shitGPT crap articles? OK here is a counter-article one

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-fun-ways-to-celebrate-columbus-day

Here are some great ways to celebrate this Columbus Day:

• Visit San Salvador Island in the Bahamas: It's what Christopher Columbus actually discovered.
• Wear tights and one of those funny hats that look like a couch pillow: Only the most authentic Columbus garb.
• Buy a mattress at a moderate discount: Columbus Day is perhaps the most revered mattress store holiday.
• Watch the Christopher Columbus-directed film Adventures in Babysitting: ChrisColumbus's other greatest achievement.
• Take the day off from work: But only if you work at a bank.
• Spread Christian civilization to a savage, stone-age place: Portland, Oregon, for example.
• Colonize your neighbor's house: History will show that you improved the way of life there.
• Set sail for the East Indies, stop somewhere a quarter of the way through, and congratulate yourself on a successful mission: Just like the real Christopher Columbus.
• Cut out someone's heart and throw their lifeless body off a cliff to make your crops grow: The age-old tradition that existed on this side of the globe before Columbus arrived.