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More shitGPT crap articles?
OK here is a counter-article one
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-fun-ways-to-celebrate-columbus-day
Here are some great ways to celebrate this Columbus Day:
- Visit San Salvador Island in the Bahamas: It's what Christopher Columbus actually discovered.
- Wear tights and one of those funny hats that look like a couch pillow: Only the most authentic Columbus garb.
- Buy a mattress at a moderate discount: Columbus Day is perhaps the most revered mattress store holiday.
- Watch the Christopher Columbus-directed film Adventures in Babysitting: ChrisColumbus's other greatest achievement.
- Take the day off from work: But only if you work at a bank.
- Spread Christian civilization to a savage, stone-age place: Portland, Oregon, for example.
- Colonize your neighbor's house: History will show that you improved the way of life there.
- Set sail for the East Indies, stop somewhere a quarter of the way through, and congratulate yourself on a successful mission: Just like the real Christopher Columbus.
- Cut out someone's heart and throw their lifeless body off a cliff to make your crops grow: The age-old tradition that existed on this side of the globe before Columbus arrived.