We’re diagnosing delusions with granite countertops.
The system is closed, self-referential, and politely insane. QE puffed it full of monetary helium. QT is now whispering, “Perhaps step off the roof.”
• Global believes all homes rise together — like a chorus of happy, leveraged angels.
• Specific coughs and says, “Your postcode dropped 22%, mate.”
• Match still sees the 2021 valuation in the mirror.
• Mismatch brings a chainsaw to the viewing.
• Procedures process lists, wait times, drops, the removal of contingencies, escrow, no realtors and no lawyers and waits again — a ritual, not a method.
• Options has left the chat, but not before suggesting “auction” in a manic whisper.
• Certainty was last seen inflated by QE and that is now deflating quietly behind the curtains.
The manifold? That’s the warped stage on which this housing psychodrama unfolds — a space bent by interest flows, rate and beliefs, where every “asking price” is a coordinate in denial, the first step in good grief!
Navigate the topology of wishful and magical thinking!
Fold each and every delusion into data | code struct and defstruct, to re-anchor the ego to the yield curve.
Because the real reset isn’t a price cut — it’s a cognitive correction. A revaluation not just of property, but of the stories that built it. Leaving the school district, the house and job?
Welcome to the Psychotic Property Market
We’re diagnosing delusions with granite countertops.
The system is closed, self-referential, and politely insane. QE puffed it full of monetary helium. QT is now whispering, “Perhaps step off the roof.”
• Global believes all homes rise together — like a chorus of happy, leveraged angels. • Specific coughs and says, “Your postcode dropped 22%, mate.” • Match still sees the 2021 valuation in the mirror. • Mismatch brings a chainsaw to the viewing. • Procedures process lists, wait times, drops, the removal of contingencies, escrow, no realtors and no lawyers and waits again — a ritual, not a method. • Options has left the chat, but not before suggesting “auction” in a manic whisper. • Certainty was last seen inflated by QE and that is now deflating quietly behind the curtains.The manifold? That’s the warped stage on which this housing psychodrama unfolds —
a space bent by interest flows, rate and beliefs, where every “asking price” is a coordinate in denial, the first step in good grief!
Navigate the topology of wishful and magical thinking!
Fold each and every delusion into data | code struct and defstruct, to re-anchor the ego to the yield curve.
Because the real reset isn’t a price cut —
it’s a cognitive correction.
A revaluation not just of property,
but of the stories that built it. Leaving the school district, the house and job?