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And here is another explosive "blast from the past" post from Mircea Popescu's blog - Trilema. I am re-posting it here, for posterity, in case his Trilema blog get nuked. Source link here - 18 Oct 2016
I think this post is targeting all those that still use such fiat cards and especially the ones so called "bitcoin / crypto debit cards".

People in the habit of using their brain often laugh at poorly specified, horrendously designed, shodily implemented altcoins, and for good reason - there's apparently no shortage of these end products of an ambitious process which included no thinking whatsoever. Credit cards are perhaps the most egregious example of them all.
According to the whitepaper, a credit card is a paper wallet which may contain one single address. The address is composed of 16 numeric digits, which are usually formatted with three dashes, and it is secured by a "secret" private key which is... four digits long. To further securitize this secure security, a three digit super-key is printed on the back of the paper wallet in question, and that's it, you're good to go!
How is this abomination to be used in practice ? Oh, that's simple - just like its users. For instance you can walk up to a machine, stick your paper wallet into it, and then type the private key. Yeah, that's right, you type your private key into a big box you don't own, nor control in any way, and can't inspect. What protects you from the owner of the machine selectively scamming ? A shoddy, slow, bug ridden, unauditable, ad-hoc reimplementation of the common WoT.iv And if the operator decides to charge your card twice, or fifty billiard times, the best you can do is call an Indian. They'll be thrilled to listen and eagerly try to help! Have you tried rebooting your credit card wallet sir ?
What protects you from someone spying on you while you put your private key in ? Nothing. This actually happens all the time, it's called "credit card fraud" - because evidently making the world's worst altcoin and pushing it on naive people is no kind of fraud. Fraud is only when the wind blows over a rotten reed, not when the reed was rotten in the first place!v
But suppose you don't want to do that. What else can this altcoin be used for ? Why, you could pay for your meal! Like, walk into an eatery, hand over your paper wallet to an overworked, underpaid, sub-minimum wage worker who depends on tips to survive and works such impossible hours in such miserable conditions he's about 17 times more likely to abuse psychoactive substances than the general population. Then you tell them your private key. The private key to your only public address which holds all your funds. What prevents them from making a copy ? Nothing whatsoever, this also happens all the time (credit card fraud, remember). What prevents the eatery from double charging ? The WoT which they don't call a WoT, nor does it really work.vi
How about forgetting all this silliness and just using your own computer to make payments, you ask ? Why of course! The credit card altcoin has a system for you to do just that, whereby... you send your public address, along with the secret key and the super-secret key to someone's server. In plain text.vii What prevents anyone and everyone from spying on you ? Why... nothing, of course. They'd... they'd never dare do that! And the fact that they dare, each day every day, to the tune of billions doesn't prove anything! Hillary Clinton 2016!
What prevents the server in question from being compromised ? Why, there's a special organisation dedicated to giving out a little icon they can put on their webpages. Yes, that's right, just like in the days of Altavista and Jukt Micronics, they get a little gif trophy! At least it's not animated.
What prevents the server in question from retaining your private key and then being later compromised ? Oh, that's easy, credit card altcoin wallets expire. Your lord will provide you with... another credit card altcoin wallet upon the expiration. You can even keep your public key, they'll just issue you new secret and supersecret keys. What's not to love ?!
Well, perhaps the fact that in a doomed quest to "prevent fraud", the lords of the alt-republic implement all sorts of idiotic policies, ranging from randomly and arbitrarily "rejecting" credit card altcoin wallets to see what happens (laugh all you want - but it happened to Bahamas, and it happened to you) to requiring pictures with a halibut on your head.
Credit Card Altcoin users verifying their iden-titty.
The special streamlined identity verification process for Credit Card Altcoin businesses
The only thing this idiocy has going for it is that it's widely used. This happens to also be the only thing this idiocy has going against it - as the moral obligation of every thinking man to "defraud" this nonsense (in the sense of separating the idiots involved from any sort of usable contents they may be carrying) becomes ever more obvious to the thinking men in question, the credit card altcoin will cry foul, be forked and the the forks forked, but eventually wither and die.
Because when it comes to money, there can only be one.

133 sats \ 6 replies \ @Scoresby 5h
I'm surprised he didn't also discuss the way they ask for your address as yet another "security measure."
Love the concept of credit card as a paper wallet, though. You always remind me that I need to spend more time reading trilema.
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some pieces on Trilema are like...
During years reading it, I saved a bunch of posts in my bookmarks.
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0 sats \ 4 replies \ @Fenix 1h
I need to spend more time reading trilema.
I’m trying to figure out what that site is exactly. I never saw or hear about before.
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You are new in Bitcoinlandia? Trilema is a blog by Mircea Popescu, one of the biggest OGs and most toxic bitcoiners ever existed. He have over 1M bitcoin. He run also an exchange in Romania and allegedly died in a boating accident in Belize. But who would believe that?
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @Fenix 1h
Yes I’m. Ok, I have a lot to digest from this comment. Bitcoin is so new and already have so many history to tell.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Fenix 1h
“Bitcoin is not here for you to opine about it. Bitcoin is here to profoundly and oft times painfully change your life,” he wrote. “Whether you agree or not, whether you give permission or not, whether you think it ‘acceptable’ or ‘called for’ or whatever else. Nobody asked you.”
This is so true. I need to know more about this guy.
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I posted some of the important pieces from M.P, on SN:
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fenix 1h
Thank you for sharing, bookmarked. Fiat payments system are so ridiculous and they are so confident in their authority myth that it could be simple and full of holes that ppl will use it because they can’t handle their own responsibility on their real own money as bitcoin.
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Yes all true and tragic as it is, they still have a near monopoly over MoE global acceptance. Because the fiat debt slavery bankers cartel own the governments. Very few businesses/retailers accept Bitcoin.
In most of the world Bitcoin is banned for payments. Even in the so called liberal western democracies BTC MoE is so obstructed that few businesses dare accept Bitcoin as a payment option. This is the problem. The bankers own the governments. We cannot all live in a sackcloth Bitcoin citadel eating berries and game.
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