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First off: "Why is there a grenade in my fish and chips?" sounds pretty good.
I thought so too. Sounds like a scene straight out of The Naked Gun.
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It sort of was like The Naked Gun, but I didn't know who Leslie Nielsen was because I was only 6.
If you don't know, Cliff Richard became a very uncool aged pop star that grannies loved. He's still alive today, but even in the early 90s, he was cringe. And my casting of him as a cyborg action hero was my first foray into literary sarcasm.
I believe he also attacked the Post Office with a shot gun in order to supplement his stamp collection.
There were even pictures! God, I wish I had the original...
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