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Schizophrenia’s Roommate Problem

Turns out, the "voices" in your head aren’t ghosts, government implants, DEWs, or your ex’s post-breakup haunting—just your own brain gaslighting itself! Only 1 in 4 people have internal voice ? I know !

Who said that? You did, Karen.

No, I didn’t!

That sounds like Morgan Freeman, the voice of God (not predictive programming) in the March of The Penguins!

Suspicious Scientists have suspected (sus) this for 50 years, but proving it was tricky—like trying to record a thought in a court of law.

Your Honor, my brain’s testifying against me, but the witness is invisible.

Finally, tech caught up: Ah-ha! Your inner monologue’s just a bad ventriloquist.

Brain: I swear I heard someone!

Science: That was you. You’re both the caller and the telemarketer.

Moral: Your mind’s not haunted. It’s just really committed to the bit; And yes, Morgan Freeman’s voice is 20% more convincing.