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Announcement : my status shows "infected"
My notifications show :
you have been bitten by a zombie 26m You're feeling cold and clammy and you have a sudden desire to zap everyone ...

what's happening?

WTF!
ahahaha
anon is patient zero and therefore always infected
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You are not infected. I'm commenting on your comment to see if it infects you :)
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I’m immune for now, but guess I can’t dodge it forever!
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Get rid of zombies as soon as possible... #1271216
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zombie cooties cannot survive in my body;
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An axe flies over your head... I'm Rick Grimes in the zombie apocalypse.
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we are all infected!
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