This moon credit card looks genius.

I personally live in a bigger apartment complex and we have packages to <generic first name, generic last name> under the stairs all the time. Pretty sure that's all devils lettuce or s*xtoys.

I would love to write into craigslist "I buy stuff from amazon for crypto for you" just to support hyperbitcoinization but people are going to assume it's a scam or that I'm laundering money.