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Who is whose master really?

The cat:

  • shits and doesn't have to clean it up
  • is exempt from taxes, rent, hospital bills
  • recieves affection any time they want it
  • never when they don't
  • gets fed
  • obeys none of the restrictions imposed on them
  • hunts at will
  • reproduces at will
    ....
    need I go on?

The list is long.

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I know I have internalized this because every time my cat knocks something off the table or gets into something he "shouldn't," my first thought is always, "well, I guess it shouldn't have left it there."

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That's their plan. My cats never look guilty, unlike my dogs, who give themselves away instantly

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Anyone who has owned a cat knows how this really works.

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😂😂👏👏👏👏
I totally agree!

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#1287304


cerebral toxoplasmosis;
these brain cysts may or may not ache,
and come in a wide variety of sizes & shapes;

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