Littly Jimmy was notoriously terrible at math, until his parents enrolled him in Catholic school. Finally, he started getting straight A's. His parents approached him in disbelief: "what happened, Jimmy? What has changed?" 
"As soon as I walked in and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign," he replied, "I knew they meant business."

billytheked

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car…

“Quick Sister,” screams one nun, “Show him your cross!”

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Oi! You! F*ck off!”

Stacker Saloon

saloon

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car…
“Quick Sister,” screams one nun, “Show him your cross!”
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Oi! You! F*ck off!”