It always amazes me that my cat will lay down wherever he wants and go to sleep. He doesn't care if it's right in the middle of the kitchen, where the humans and dogs are walking around all day. He just expects everyone to go around him. (And we do)
the typical cat does the minimum amount of work possible in order to distribute the parasite eggs around its human's dining locations, on his face, and unto his hands...
upon infiltrating the central nervous system, a parasitic hive-mind then maintains control of human behavior, so that the infestation persists and thrives for millenia; the cat species benefit immensly from this arrangement, as skilled watchers during the day, when the parasite is mostly inactive;
in other words: fluff the tail on the man, and the man obeys;
the night shifts must be brutal
If I will be asked to come again on this planet, I will ask to be sent back as a cat. Otherwise I don't want to come back.
I was once asked on a workshop which animal would I be, I said a house cat
you mean the king of the house, right?
Truth.
But that same cat will also be WIDE AWAKE at 3 am and questioning why you're still asleep.
just checking your pulse :)
Hahaha so true
It always amazes me that my cat will lay down wherever he wants and go to sleep. He doesn't care if it's right in the middle of the kitchen, where the humans and dogs are walking around all day. He just expects everyone to go around him. (And we do)
Like the Portuguese say, nothing better than doing nothing then resting.
the typical cat does the minimum amount of work possible in order to distribute the parasite eggs around its human's dining locations, on his face, and unto his hands...
upon infiltrating the central nervous system, a parasitic hive-mind then maintains control of human behavior, so that the infestation persists and thrives for millenia; the cat species benefit immensly from this arrangement, as skilled watchers during the day, when the parasite is mostly inactive;
in other words: fluff the tail on the man, and the man obeys;
The MeowTrix
Cute as cats 😍