If it has to be clandestine, I'd opt for something along the lines of a face-to-face meet up in a public space with free wifi.
Each participant brings identical looking bags or brief cases if you want to look really sus. The buyer's bag has the cash in it, the seller's bag is empty.
Set up at a table with 4 chairs, two to each side. Set up laptops across from each other. Put down bags next to the laptop. The buyer opens the bag so the seller can see there is cash. Buyer slides an envelope across with the receiving address. Seller initiates transaction. As it appears in the mempool, close bags. Drink some coffee and wait. Once confirmed, the buyer picks up the empty bag and leaves. Seller leaves with cash a bit later.
And yes, it would be faster using lightning. But then again, where's the fun in that? Also, I like coffee. Not enough time to drink one if the tx is instantaneous.
If it has to be clandestine, I'd opt for something along the lines of a face-to-face meet up in a public space with free wifi.
Each participant brings identical looking bags or brief cases if you want to look really sus. The buyer's bag has the cash in it, the seller's bag is empty.
Set up at a table with 4 chairs, two to each side.
Set up laptops across from each other. Put down bags next to the laptop. The buyer opens the bag so the seller can see there is cash.
Buyer slides an envelope across with the receiving address. Seller initiates transaction.
As it appears in the mempool, close bags. Drink some coffee and wait. Once confirmed, the buyer picks up the empty bag and leaves. Seller leaves with cash a bit later.
And yes, it would be faster using lightning. But then again, where's the fun in that? Also, I like coffee. Not enough time to drink one if the tx is instantaneous.