We have hundreds of millions in passive support including heavily armed militias, we have a currency that has already reached nation-state and corporate level adoption, we have a sympathetic executive branch and foreign backing, we have a morally superior ideology, we have a historical precedent and geographic advantage, and we have communist rebels making the first moves.

We can't afford to pardon the turkey this year. It is high time for the Landlord's Liberation Army to reclaim New York in the name of Laissez-Faire Capitalism and deliver the enemies of civilization to the guillotine. It's self-defense. This is the peaceful route, brother. It's the Final Peace.