I mostly just don't want my ISP to have a tidy list

Wrong again. Your ISP don't give a shit about what you do. Not the ISP is the problem here, but real bad guys that want to come to your home.

Use a VPS if you really want to hide your IP:

I REPEAT: TOR IS NOT MAKING GOOD PAIR WITH A LN NODE.

privacy

put my node behind tor. don't want my ISP watching every peer I talk to

SaltAndKeys

>I mostly just don't want my ISP to have a tidy list

Wrong again. Your ISP don't give a shit about what you do. Not the ISP is the problem here, but real bad guys that want to come to your home.
Use a VPS if you really want to hide your IP:

https://github.com/TrezorHannes/Dual-LND-Wireguard-VPS
I REPEAT: TOR IS NOT MAKING GOOD PAIR WITH A LN NODE.
You have been warned.